Posted: 5:07 AM Usually it's zombies causing a disaster, not saving the day.

Posted: 5:02 AM So the goat that walked into a Montana bar last weekend ... was stolen from a petting zoo.

Posted: 7:29 AM Odds are you won't get a cab in New Hampshire's largest city after police sidelined all 18 licensed taxis for inspection failures or failing to show up for inspection.

Posted: 7:00 AM A former Pennsylvania jail inmate says he didn't sneak a cellphone into the lockup in his prosthetic leg, though he acknowledged having it for a year as he pleaded guilty to disorderly conduct.

Posted: 5:15 AM They say you can get almost anything at Wal-Mart. But the Pennsylvania Game Commission says one deer hunter took it too far.

Posted: 5:11 AM State troopers in northern New Jersey didn't have to go far to make a pot bust. They didn't even have to get in their cruisers.

Posted: 4:07 PM The White House, busy with its annual Easter Egg Roll, also managed to pull off an April Fools' prank.

Updated: 5:21 PM A clerk found a pair of eyes just sitting in a package on top of a trash can outside a gas station in Kansas City.

Posted: 6:07 AM A Georgia woman has been reunited with her camera and photos after the camera she lost during a 2007 trip to Hawaii washed ashore in Taiwan.

Posted: 6:04 AM Talk about streaming media: The Philadelphia Phillies' top minor league affiliate is set to debut what it calls a "urinal gaming system" at its ballpark in Allentown.

Posted: 7:26 AM A Utah bomb squad thought a package marked "Army" was suspicious, but it was just part of an elaborate plan by a guy trying to ask a girl to a dance.

Posted: 7:23 AM In the months since the Newtown, Conn. school massacre, gun rights supporters have repeatedly compared U.S. gun control efforts to Nazi restrictions on firearms, arguing that limiting weapons ownership could leave Americans defenseless against homegrown tyrants.

Posted: 6:12 AM A Southern California man's car ended up on his neighbor's roof in an unusual accident over the weekend.

Posted: 5:16 AM The live-in caretaker of a western Pennsylvania mansion is facing criminal charges for allegedly drinking more than $100,000 worth of the owner's whiskey.

Posted: 7:45 AM Talk about junk in the trunk.

Posted: 7:18 AM A former Maryland county executive serving a sentence for misconduct has made special requests for Cheerios, skim milk, bananas and orange juice.

Posted: 7:20 AM Former NBA star Adrian Dantley spent years guarding opponents on the court. Now he's guarding schoolchildren as they cross the street.

Posted: 8:19 AM Authorities in Louisiana say they tracked a man accused of stealing drugs from a pharmacy because he left behind a pickax he used to break in -- and forgot to remove the price tag.

Posted: 8:43 AM Cheers? Yes. Jeers? Not so much.

Posted: 8:42 AM An obese stray cat found wandering six months ago near Dallas has slimmed down to 34 pounds and been adopted by the veterinarian overseeing his care.

Posted: 9:37 AM It's like throwing money out the window, only backward.

Posted: 8:12 AM A South Carolina man has been charged with taking about $19,000 in Girl Scout cookies from a Spartanburg warehouse.

Posted: 7:39 AM A New York man says he didn't know it was a crime to laugh.

Posted: 7:20 AM Now this is a story all about how a high school student's life got turned upside down. But it was all just a bad rap.

Posted: 7:15 AM The mayor of a California city struggling with a spike in burglaries and other crimes is apologizing for promoting a class about how to pick locks in her newsletter.